Pierce, Nana, David, and Goliath

Pierce: Nana, you be David and I'll be Goliath.
Nana: Okay, Pierce.
Pierce: Now, pick up five stones.
Nana: Okay, Pierce, I've got them.
Pierce: Nana, did Goliath have a penis?
Nana: Well, he was a boy, so yes, yes, he did.